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NEWSFLASH - SUSPECTED MOLE IN TUNNEL RAT ORGANIZATION
On Tuesday, March 30th, a picture was taken of this unidentified man fleeing the trailer that houses the Tunnel Rat pulling truck. A chase ensued that lasted four minutes but authorities were unable to catch the long strided intruder. "I was startled when I heard the commotion in the trailer," said Shawn after the incident. "I was finishing up at the office when I heard the crash. I ran outside with my camera but the man was already dashing away. I was able to get a couple of pictures before the man got out of sight."
It is suspected that a competing puller is somehow involved. "Pulling strategies are highly guarded and top secret," said Bangs.
"People are trying to acquire information to try to strengthen their pulling programs. I guess we are going to have to start locking things up. I saw the man had a camera of his own so I suspect he has pictures of our new truck."
When asked why the man wanted pictures, Bangs replied, "So he can sell them to all my competitors." Shawn suspects that word of OPERATION SNEAKY MOUSE has been leaked out by one of his Tunnel Rats. Bangs would not share any information about OPERATION SNEAKY MOUSE, but he said, "If there is a mole in this organization, we will find him!!" If you have any information of the whereabouts of this unidentified man, please contact Shawn by e-mail at sabangs@mchsi.com
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